Night Crumbs
Practically every trick on the planet went to see Jurassic World this weekend and it’s already made half a billion dollars. Hopefully that means that if Bryce Dallas Howard is in the next one they can upgrade those boring ass heels she wears through the entire movie with some exquisite Lucite heels. Because well, if you have to run from dinosaurs in heels, you may as well do it in Lucite heels – Lainey Gossip
You know how we all screamed, “JUST STOP,” at Kelly Rutherford and her ex? Yeah, they didn’t listen – Celebitchy
Ashley from Revenge (and Bambi from Secret Diary of a Call Girl) got naked for Reebok – Drunken Stepfather
Caitlyn Jenner is going to pocket over $6 million for her E! reality show. I guess you can take Caitlyn Jenner out of the Kartrashians, but you can’t take the Kartrashian out of Caitlyn Jenner – Reality Tea
How do you say “pure elegance” in Swedish? – Egotastic!
Olivia Benson met Olivia Benson and strangely, the world didn’t stop – The Superficial
The dude from Smash Mouth cursed out the audience at a show after they threw bread at him. Sounds about right! – Jezebel
In other words, Vitaly Milonov totally fingers his asshole to Game of Thrones and it makes him feel guilty – Towleroad
If Hilary Duff walks to her car and the paparazzi aren’t there to capture it, did she really walk to her car? – Popoholic
Crystal Hefner looks like George Hamilton just shat up all over her – Hollywood Tuna
In Being Rich Is Nice news… – The Berry
Katy Perry and Moschino should be tried for grand theft for blatantly stealing Lil Kim’s look from the late 90s – IDLYITW
Bethany Hamilton had a baby – Popsugar
Lifetime is making a behind-the-scenes Beverly Hills 90210 movie and I swear I will forever hate those whores and curse them if they don’t cast Shannen Doherty to play Shannen Doherty – HuffPo
Sadly, that totally real chicken lawsuit against Mila Kunis is not going straight to the Supreme Court – Just Jared
Dave Chapelle is Team Rachel Dolezal – Pajiba
A Deadly Adoption looks like the low-budget surprise baby of Hand That Rocks The Cradle and The Crush – SOW