Night Crumbs

June 2, 2015 / Posted by: Michael K

Kylie Jenner is terrified of turning 19 and she doesn’t want to grow past the age of 18. She’s probably not looking forward to the day she turns 19, because she knows it’ll be the day when Tyga dumps her for being way too old – Celebitchy

FKA Twigs has an alter ego and her name is Melissa. I would’ve thought that her alter ego would be named Styrri (short for: Suck This You Racist Robsten Idiots) – Lainey Gossip

Courtney Stodden’s mom would like everyone to know that her daughter isn’t the only one getting offers to spread her coochie bits in front of a camera, thankyouverymuch – The Superficial

It looks like Miley Cyrus shaved her cotton candy pubes off – Drunken Stepfather

The Polo Lounge at the Beverly Hills Hotel is on HIGH ALERT because Kim Richards is out there in the wild somewhere – Reality Tea

Or not – Bustle

“Ehehehehehe,” cackled Archie Panjabi after stealing the liner of Julianne Marguiles’ dress – Egotastic!

Jessica Alba’s company is supposedly worth $1 billion and I’m sure she’ll celebrate by drinking the tears of the employees she makes cry – WWTDD

Jenna Dewan-Tatum’s dress is very Jane Jetson meets Goodyear tires – Hollywood Tuna

Two things: Kim Kartrashian totally let Kanye West take over her Twitter account and Kanye’s alter ego is named KiKi Kartrashian – Just Jared

Panty Creamer of the Day: Scott Eastwood goes topless (like he ever wears a shirt) in the commercial for that cologne every damn straight guy wore in the 8th grade – Popsugar

The real winner of RuPaul’s Drag Race last night was Ru for trolling all of us hard by making us believe she was going to crown the winner of our hearts Katya – Towleroad

Someone named Samantha Hoopes looks like she’s pissing out a scarf. She’s totally Johnny Depp’s dream woman – Popoholic

Channing Tatum in old man drag kind of looks like Pepaw Walter White – SOW

The new IHOP logo looks like it’s got jizz in its eye – Jezebel

More Arrested Development is coming next year – OMG Blog

Two of my favorite kind of Ds: Dudes and dogs (And hopefully tomorrow I can link to a post about my other favorite kind of Ds: Dicks and donuts) – The Berry

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