Night Crumbs
George Clooney lied to us all when he said that Amal Clooney doesn’t have a stylist. Apparently, she has a secret stylist. It makes sense that her stylist is a “secret” stylist, because would you want to take credit for some of the shit that she wears? – Lainey Gossip
Joe ManJello doesn’t mind it when you objectify him. So objectify away! – Celebitchy
“Hello, welcome to the Gladiator Bondage Grill. My name is Hailee Steinfeld and I’ll be your hostess. Allow me to show you to your table.” – Egotastic!
I’m really disappointed that Miley Cyrus hasn’t braided and beaded her armpit hair yet – Drunken Stepfather
Teen Mom Jenelle added another mug shot of beauty to her collection – Reality Tea
Those rumors about Louis CK being a pervy creep may be true – The Superficial
Kylie Jenner and Pia Mia are like the mini version of Kim Kartrashian and Parasite Hilton – WWTDD
Ricky Martin says that because he’s a dad, he can’t bring a guy home every night. So in other words, he does his dates in the car before going home by himself. Stars, they’re just like us! – Towleroad
The Difficult Brown has feelings – Necole Bitchie
Kendra Wilkinson’s left tit looks like it’s trying to make its escape – Hollywood Tuna
Joni Mitchell is still in the hospital and is still in a bad way – Jezebel
“It’s a ‘channeling Lisa Bonet’ kind of day” thought Vanessa Hudgens before getting dressed – Popoholic
That shit better be a carrot cake – The Berry
Bob Saget will be in Fuller House. Still no word on how contract negotiations with Mr. Bear are going – Just Jared
Scott Disick wants to get into the business that made Kim Kartrashian a STAH! – ICYDK
And here’s Giuliana Rancic in a bikini – Popsugar
Behold, man ass provided by someone named Christian Cooke – OMG Blog