Night Crumbs

May 28, 2015 / Posted by:

Lainey has a blind item about a dude who tried to be slick and took his latest side trick out of the country on a little romantic vacation, but when the media found out where he was, his wife found out. As I wonder who on Earth this could be, I’m sure that couple is calling the paps to schedule a happy family staged photo-op – Lainey Gossip 

Madonna made a joke about Rocco’s penis. And I’m done. – The Superficial 

Cher’s Marc Jacobs ad is giving me “Chad Michaels in The Crucible”Drunken Stepfather

Bruce Jenner is trying to get out of paying the family of the victim in that Malibu car crash – Reality Tea

Chrissy Teigen risked getting a chocha full of sand for Dujour magazine – Egotastic!

Taystee from Orange is the New Black is playing Miss Sofia in the revival of The Color Purple on Broadway. Please tell me that Crazy Eyes is going to play Squeak as Crazy Eyes – Towleroad

You can thank Miley Cyrus for Grace and Frankie getting renewed – WWTDD

Mariah Carey would rather eat out her arch rival JLo than go back to American Idol SOW

Bobbi Kristina Brown is probably going to be on life support forever – ICYDK

You know that ugly eggplant wallpaper your grandma had in her kitchen? Natalie Portman made a dress out of it and wore that dress to a graduation ceremony at Harvard – Popoholic

Speaking of fug, Gigi Hadid’s purse probably cost more than my car, but I swear my mom bought one just like it for $15 at Mervyn’s in the 80s – Hollywood Tuna 

Kate Upton may star in the Harry Potter spin-off movie. If they cast her, they should change the name of the movie to Fantastic Chichis and How To Use Them To Get Cast In MoviesJezebel

Chris Pine may be in the Wonder Woman movie and that’s great and everything, but poke at me when Hollywood wakes the hell up and replaces Gal Gadot with Lynda CarterPajiba

Here’s a cute video of Chris Pratt teaching his son the Pledge of Allegiance and the only way it could be more American is if Laura Jeanne Poon flew by on a bald eagle – The Berry 

You know those Kylie Jenner knocked up rumors you probably didn’t hear about? Kylie Jenner wants you to know they’re not true – HuffPo

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