Night Crumbs

May 27, 2015 / Posted by: Michael K

Here’s Tom Cruise on the Georgia set of his new movie and I don’t know if that’s an E-meter can in his pocket or he’s just happy to Xenu. (I don’t know what that means either!) – Lainey Gossip

If the Bill Cosby rape allegations ever make it to a courtroom, I’m sure his attorney will make the same points Amy Schumer makes in this sketch – The Superficial

Teen Mom Jenelle is as calm and genteel as ever – Reality Tea

Rosie Huntington-Whateverly almost serves up nipple and chocha in Lui magazine – Drunken Stepfather

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner are going to throw their marriage in a coffin before their 10th anniversary, but probably not – Celebitchy

Grace and Frankie, which I have yet to binge watch, got renewed for a second season. If Dolly Parton isn’t a guest star next season, their renewal would have been for nothing! – Towleroad

Katherine McPhee’s eyebrow situation is looking a little wonky in her new music video – Egotastic!

Another day, another set of pictures of Vanessa Hudgens wearing an outfit from the Haus of WTF – Popoholic

I threw up a Duggar post today and that calls for a video of baby goats in tiny sweaters – The Berry

Keeley Hazell (Remember her? Probably not.) still exists and is doing some kind of Baywatch-themed photo shoot – Hollywood Tuna

Jenny Lewis FINALLY does the Cookie Time dance in a music video. However, I am side-eyeing her for letting Zosia Mamet play Dorothy. That’s ILLEGAL and Jenny Lewis should probably be arrested for it – Jezebel

Madge is worth a little over a billion dollars. I wonder how much of that goes to the Illuminati? Does she have to give a regular tithing on top of the virgin sacrifice? – OMG Blog

Tatum O’Neal is doing ladies now – ICYDK

Sam Shepard got another DUI – HuffPo

Tilda Swinton is an ancient being who has been here since the beginning of time, so this casting makes sense – Pajiba

So much for the rumors that Cameron Diaz is done with rubbing on Benji Madden’s tattooed FUPA – Popsugar

Okay, but when are we going to find out that the Kartrashian Kar Krash was shot using a stunt driver in front of a green screen on a soundstage in Burbank? – Just Jared

Pic: Splash

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