Memorial Day Crumbs

May 25, 2015 / Posted by: Michael K

Panty Creamer Of The Day: Matt Boner is hot, wet and topless in Hawaii. Just try to ignore the “squeezing out a fart” facial expression that he’s making, unless your sick, nasty, disgusting, not right ass is into that sort of thing – Lainey Gossip

Kim Richards took a break from drying out in rehab to stare at some ugly bridesmaids dresses at her daughter’s second wedding in Mexico – Reality Tea

RUN, RICK FOX, RUUUUUUUUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN! – Celebitchy

Nothing ruins a children’s birthday party like the Spiderman you hired almost dying – Drunken Stepfather

What in Rhoda Going To Studio 54 HELL is Kendull Jenner wearing? – Popoholic

The Olsens broke John Stamos’ heart, but he should look on the bright side. At least they didn’t eat his soul, which is probably what they wanted to do after he called them out – Jezebel

Ali Larter is in a bikini top if that’s what you’ve been hoping to see today – Hollywood Tuna

Vancouver has invented the food of the stoner gods – OMG Blog

The look on the lady in the blue says everything I want to say about Sienna Miller’s dress – Popsugar

The Difficult Brown showed the world that he’s still an anal wart of rage by threatening to beat Tyson Beckford’s child over some dumb picture – Just Jared

BB King’s daughters think he poisoned to death. QUICK! Get Detective La Toya on the case – HuffPo

Pamela Anderson got naked for PETA (again) and made the same face she probably made when Tommy Lee went balls deep the first time – IDLYITW

In “Just Because You Can Doesn’t Mean You Should” news, Justin Bieber yodeled out Boyz II Men’s “I’ll Make Love To You” at a club. That clip is totally going to be Usher’s new ringtone – SOW

Pic: FameFlynet

Tags: Afternoon Crumbs

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