Night Crumbs

May 19, 2015 / Posted by: Michael K

Meanwhile, at the Life Ball in Vienna this past weekend, apricot seed-faced Sean Penn didn’t go crazy and shank a photographer for taking pictures of him and Charlize Theron and probably because he was too busy slowly siphoning the youth out of her – Lainey Gossip

An inside source named Working Eyeballs tells UsWeekly that Igloo Australia really did get a new face – Celebitchy

Together again: Countess LuAnn de Whatever and Davide Schwimmaire! – Reality Tea

Amanda Seyfried is in Vogue and well, the dogs should’ve gotten more camera time – Drunken Stepfather

Add “Pittsburg Pride” to the list of places that Iggy Azalea isn’t wanted at – Jezebel

Bill O’Reilly may have abused his wife in front of his daughter. That’s kind of shocking to me because after watching his “FUCK IT, WE’LL DO IT LIVE!” video, I figured he was as gentle and calm as a kitten taking a nap in a teacup – The Superficial

Nate Berkus and his piece from The Rachel Zoe Project are dads now. Well, that little girl will grow up never being without pomade, because I’m sure they’ve got boxes full of the stuff in their garage – Towleroad

This is my future (I wish!) – Hollywood Tuna

A DOGGIE!!!! (Oh and Jennifer Lawrence is in the pictures too) – Popoholic

Peter Dinklage giving you some “drunk tio at karaoke” – Pajiba

Amy Schumer looking more Cabbage Patch Doll-esque than ever in a skit that answers the question, “What if Honey Boo Boo got the opposite of Benjamin Button’s disease?” – Boy Culture

Isn’t this how we all react when we see a puppy? – The Berry

Sofia Vergara’s son graduated from college – ICYDK

So I see that Katy Perry snuck onto the Bad Blood set and tampered with one of the break-through stunt walls – HuffPo

Leonardo DiCatchAHo and Parasite Hilton fought over a fancy purse – Just Jared

I guess Xtina and Mickey Mouse’s feud is over – Popsugar

This is what Potsie from Happy Days looks like now and yes, yes, I probably would – SOW

Pic: Getty

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