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May 14, 2015 / Posted by:

NSFW clips of Courtney Stodden’s masturbation sex tape are here. So if you’ve ever wanted to see a come-to-life Real Doll say dirty things in a creepy, sexy baby voice to the camera and titty fuck herself with an ice cream cone, then please e-mail me your address, because I need to report you to the authorities, you sick ass! But seriously, this video is pretty irresponsible and it sends the wrong message. I mean, iguanas aren’t supposed to eat dairy! – Drunken Stepfather

Um, is Irina Shayk getting paid per staged kissing session? Because she’s at it again with Bradley CooperLainey Gossip 

Today in I Can’t: 113,000 people actually signed a petition for President Obama to be Kelly Rutherford’s Captain Save-A-Ho and help her bring her kids back to the US – Celebitchy

Kanye West and Kummy Kakes actually made it a year, almost – Reality Tea 

Miley Cyrus covered Khia and she really shouldn’t have – The Superficial

Just please tell me that Lea Michele’s character in Scream Queens doesn’t sing and is the first to get it – Jezebel

I’d prefer it if these hot pieces were wearing caps and nothing else, but my desperate ass will take what I can get – The Berry 

Vanessa Hudgens looks kind of good and I can’t believe I typed that – Popoholic

Next on Maury, Gene Simmons will find out if he IS the father of this long tongue’d chick – Hollywood Tuna

Andrew Keegan’s cult got busted for selling kombucha without a license. That has to be the most Venice story I’ve heard in a while – Pajiba

Lorde’s wax figure looks more alive than the real thing – Popsugar

Charlie Sheen regrets being a too-proud asshole – SOW

What in leather, lace and fringe HELL is Charlize Theron wearing? – Moe Jackson 

Blythe Danner defended Goopy Paltrow again – ICYDK

This is what Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds’ baby’s thumb looks like – Just Jared

A Check Is A Check: Laura Linney is in the next Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie – IDLYITW

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