Night Crumbs

May 8, 2015 / Posted by:

I have been lost without Drunk Ass Sandra Lee on my TV screen showing me how to make wontons out of breakfast sausage, mole sauce out of Hershey’s syrup and a daiquiri out of fruit cocktail syrup. It looks like ABC has finally heard my cries, because they have given her a show. Kwanzaa cake for everyone! Oh, you don’t want any? Okay, more for um, the trash then, I guess. – Jezebel

Blythe Danner truly has magical powers, because Goopy Paltrow looks a little less insufferable standing next to her – Lainey Gossip

Whoever is responsible for trying to make Charlote McKinney happen is still trying to make Charlotte McKinney happen – Drunken Stepfather

Milla Jovovich’s 7-year-old kid still sleeps with her and her husband every night. All together now, “But when do she and her man fuck?!” – Celebitchy

Yolanda Foster, the Lemon Queen of Malibu, got a stem cell transplant in Germany – Reality Tea

If only there was an Oscar category for Best Performance By A Porn Iguana In A Manufactured Leaked Tape Scandal… – The Superficial

And I hope these two newly engaged gay acrobats wear those hot outfits to their wedding – Towleroad

Sadly, I think I wore the exact same ensemble that Kristen Stewart is wearing when I was 7 years old – Popoholic

It was very nice of the studio that put out that Hot Pursuit movie to buy Sofia Vergara a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame – Hollywood Tuna 

That thing on JLo’s head is giving me a craving for garlic knots – Moe Jackson 

The face that Kim Kartrashian makes when PETA comes at her is the same face she always makes, because ho can’t move that shit – IDLYITW

WHY????????? – Boy Culture

What in the hell kind of GD outfit is Mischa Barton wearing? – Popsugar

And here’s every network show that has been thrown into the TV graveyard so far – Pajiba

If you’re sad about them killing one of your TV shows, dry your tears on these man nipples – The Berry 

Or these sweaty man nipples – Just Jared

Lindsay Lohan did some of her community service at home, and you know, her being inside instead of out in public is a service to the community, so she should get credit for that – ICYDK

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