Night Crumbs
I have been lost without Drunk Ass Sandra Lee on my TV screen showing me how to make wontons out of breakfast sausage, mole sauce out of Hershey’s syrup and a daiquiri out of fruit cocktail syrup. It looks like ABC has finally heard my cries, because they have given her a show. Kwanzaa cake for everyone! Oh, you don’t want any? Okay, more for um, the trash then, I guess. – Jezebel
Blythe Danner truly has magical powers, because Goopy Paltrow looks a little less insufferable standing next to her – Lainey Gossip
Whoever is responsible for trying to make Charlote McKinney happen is still trying to make Charlotte McKinney happen – Drunken Stepfather
Milla Jovovich’s 7-year-old kid still sleeps with her and her husband every night. All together now, “But when do she and her man fuck?!” – Celebitchy
Yolanda Foster, the Lemon Queen of Malibu, got a stem cell transplant in Germany – Reality Tea
If only there was an Oscar category for Best Performance By A Porn Iguana In A Manufactured Leaked Tape Scandal… – The Superficial
And I hope these two newly engaged gay acrobats wear those hot outfits to their wedding – Towleroad
Sadly, I think I wore the exact same ensemble that Kristen Stewart is wearing when I was 7 years old – Popoholic
It was very nice of the studio that put out that Hot Pursuit movie to buy Sofia Vergara a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame – Hollywood Tuna
That thing on JLo’s head is giving me a craving for garlic knots – Moe Jackson
The face that Kim Kartrashian makes when PETA comes at her is the same face she always makes, because ho can’t move that shit – IDLYITW
WHY????????? – Boy Culture
What in the hell kind of GD outfit is Mischa Barton wearing? – Popsugar
And here’s every network show that has been thrown into the TV graveyard so far – Pajiba
If you’re sad about them killing one of your TV shows, dry your tears on these man nipples – The Berry
Or these sweaty man nipples – Just Jared
Lindsay Lohan did some of her community service at home, and you know, her being inside instead of out in public is a service to the community, so she should get credit for that – ICYDK