Night Crumbs

May 6, 2015 / Posted by: Michael K

It’s been way too long (read: like 5 seconds) since we’ve heard about Leonardo DiCatchAHo sucking the life out of some blonde through her mouth, but don’t worry. He’s still got it. He was seen making out with some blonde at Sotheby’s. No, he didn’t win her in an auction. Don’t be crazy. He buys all his blonde models wholesale – Lainey Gossip

Beyonce has lost 65 pounds from going vegan and I believe her if you also include all the weight she’s shaved off of her body with the lipo tool on Photoshop – Celebitchy

Speaking of Leonardo DiCatchAHo, I’m pretty sure this is what his dining room table looks like – Drunken Stepfather

Dlisted commenters, call your agents NOW, because Joel McHale’s Comment Section show is happening – Reality Tea

Laura Jeanne Poon shows Blake NotSoLively that she’s not the only famous rich girl who can sell overpriced “Southern” stuff to basic bitches. But I am disappointed that there’s not a $600 throw pillow with the words “I AM AN AMERICAN CITIZEN” stitched into it – Jezebel

Here’s Adele in drag as George Michael and yes, I’d hit it – Towleroad

This is the part in the whole “sex tape charade” when the Porn Iguana pretends she doesn’t want it out. In the next chapter she’ll sign it over after saying that it’s going to get out anyway. Try to do your best to look extremely shocked when that happens – The Superficial

Panty Creamer of the Day: Two hot cops (Oh, and there’s Megan Fox in Brit Brit’s “Hit Me Baby One More Time” outfit too) – Popoholic

And here’s Megan Fox in a tank top without two hot cops with her – Hollywood Tuna

In case you haven’t seen this classic, here’s a boy, who might be a Lohan, stealing a wish from a little girl – The Berry

Goopy Paltrow wants you to think that her daughter is the reason why she didn’t go to the Met Gala when we all know she didn’t go because she didn’t want to inhale the dirty scent of the trashy peasants they let in nowadays – Popsugar

FOX has thrown The Mindy Project into a shallow grave, but Hulu may rescue it – Just Jared

The grown twins from Desperate Housewives got into some slightly incestual shit for Uncle Terry – OMG Blog

For the zero of you who haven’t seen Kummy Kakes naked ass and tits – WWTDD

“Show me a peen print or something!” is pretty much what I shout every time I watch a new trailer for Magic Mike XXL – SOW

Big Bird was almost on the Challenger – HuffPo

Pic: Splash

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