Night Crumbs

Another day, another set of pictures of George Clooney looking like he’s got diarrhea as he leaves a fancy restaurant in NYC. All together now! When you’re struttin’ for a pap and your undies fill with crap… (Yes, I still have the brain of a 10-year-old. No offense to 10-year-olds.) – Lainey Gossip 

MiserAlba has made her employees cry before. How?! When they do something wrong, does she punish them by making them watch one of her movies? – Celebitchy

Mark this day in history: Chelsea Handler covered up her nipple knobs on social media – Drunken Stepfather

This story about North West developing a selfie obsession will make you sing, “I believe the children are our future, teach them well and let them lead the waaaay…” – Reality Tea 

The Joker is vein…ey – Towleroad

Woody Allen is truly covering new ground in his next movie – Jezebel

Here’s Selena Gomez looking like an Austin Powers extra as she strolls into the airport – Popoholic

The dramatic saga that is “Did Uncle Jesse Ever Talk To The Olsens?!!!” continues… – The Superficial 

And just like that, Budweiser became Bill Cosby’s beer of choice – Pajiba

Elizabeth Olsen looks like an unraveling apricot Fruit Roll-Up – Hollywood Tuna 

I want to permanently move into this post – The Berry 

Writers for Broad City are writing a lady version of 21 Jump Street – Just Jared

Instagram is dead to me now! – OMG Blog 

GoDaddy told Danica Patrick to go after 5 years – ICYDK

I don’t know who this Haze Banga is, but unless he’s a serial kitten killer or a major investor in CROCs, he’s a total upgrade from Justin Bieber – IDLYITW

Go home, Lip Sync Battle, you’re drunk! – Popsugar

Does it mean I’m going crazier if I mistook Justin Bieber for Zac Efron in this set picture from Zoolander 2? – SOW

Pic: Splash