Night Crumbs
Idris Elba eats the luckiest donut in the world. That looks like just a regular glazed donut, but I’m sure it still creamed in his mouth – Lainey Gossip
Haven’t we all wanted to shoot up a McDonald’s after they forgot to put bacon on our burger? – Jezebel
In Pimp Mama Kris’ defense, it would be difficult for her to see Bruce Jenner in women’s clothes since her head is always shoved up her ass – Reality Tea
A 49-year-old bikini-wearing grandma got a DUI for driving drunk with her grandson in the car. That has to be the most Florida sentence I’ve written….. this week – Drunken Stepfather
Your drunk ass trying to sing “It’s Raining Men” at karaoke = Chaka Khan on Letterman – Towleroad
This is what The Khaleesi’s body double looks like – The Superficial
What in the HELL kind of GD outfits are Sofia Vergara and Laura Jeanne Poon wearing? – Hollywood Tuna
I see that Blake NotSoLively has broken into my mom’s garage and went through the box marked “Shit That Should’ve Stayed In The 70s” – Popoholic
Something that made my cold, dead heart actually feel something: A girl who was paralyzed for 11 days surprises her nurse – The Berry
ScarJo’s hair is very “if the Heat Miser went blond and got a body wave perm” – IDLYITW
What genius marketing person is letting the Magic Mike dudes do publicity with clothes on? – Popsugar
The MET Gala is really changing things up with their guest list this year. No, not really. It’s the same old hos – Just Jared
Behold, these crystal clear HI-RES pictures of Bruce Jenner in a dress that were taken with a Nikon Potato – OMG Blog
Tina Fey and Patricia Arquette celebrate Julia Louis-Dreyfuss’ last fuckable day – Pajiba
Pic: FameFlynet