Night Crumbs

April 22, 2015 / Posted by:

Idris Elba eats the luckiest donut in the world. That looks like just a regular glazed donut, but I’m sure it still creamed in his mouth – Lainey Gossip

Haven’t we all wanted to shoot up a McDonald’s after they forgot to put bacon on our burger? – Jezebel

In Pimp Mama Kris’ defense, it would be difficult for her to see Bruce Jenner in women’s clothes since her head is always shoved up her ass – Reality Tea

A 49-year-old bikini-wearing grandma got a DUI for driving drunk with her grandson in the car. That has to be the most Florida sentence I’ve written….. this week – Drunken Stepfather

Your drunk ass trying to sing “It’s Raining Men” at karaoke = Chaka Khan on Letterman  – Towleroad

This is what The Khaleesi’s body double looks like – The Superficial

What in the HELL kind of GD outfits are Sofia Vergara and Laura Jeanne Poon wearing? – Hollywood Tuna

I see that Blake NotSoLively has broken into my mom’s garage and went through the box marked “Shit That Should’ve Stayed In The 70s” – Popoholic

Something that made my cold, dead heart actually feel something: A girl who was paralyzed for 11 days surprises her nurse – The Berry

ScarJo’s hair is very “if the Heat Miser went blond and got a body wave perm”IDLYITW

What genius marketing person is letting the Magic Mike dudes do publicity with clothes on? – Popsugar

The MET Gala is really changing things up with their guest list this year. No, not really. It’s the same old hos – Just Jared

Behold, these crystal clear HI-RES pictures of Bruce Jenner in a dress that were taken with a Nikon Potato – OMG Blog

Tina Fey and Patricia Arquette celebrate Julia Louis-Dreyfuss’ last fuckable day – Pajiba

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