Night Crumbs

April 15, 2015 / Posted by: Michael K

Watch out, Tyga and Mama June’s boyfriend (I don’t know who she’s dating now but I’m sure he’s on a list), because Chris Hansen is finally trying to bring To Catch A Predator back with help from the public’s money. Start brewing the iced tea! – The Superficial

Gisele Bundchen is retiring from the runway. Everybody form a prayer circle for the fashion industry, because I don’t know how they’re going to go on! – Lainey Gossip

Fredrick Eklund of Million Dollar Listing New York is having a baby via surrogate with his husband and they plan on naming their daughter FuckDandG – Reality Tea

Kendall Jenner does GQ, but what she really needs to do is take a crash course in How Not To Have Dead Eyes In Pictures at Barbizon – Drunken Stepfather

Ed Sheeran is once again talking about Harry Styles’ big dick – Towleroad

Calvin Harris doesn’t want Taylor Swift to write any songs about him, which means she’s probably going to write a Time-Life series of albums about his ass – Jezebel

Cate Blanchett really wants people on the red carpet to stop asking her about the $15,000 dress a designer only let her borrow if she’d talk about it on the red carpet – Celebitchy

Gillian Anderson’s daughter is kind of giving me Baby Spice vibes – Pajiba

Except for that jumpsuit, abuelita funeral shoes and prom curls, Ashley Judd is looking good – Hollywood Tuna

Why, hello there, surprised bearded man behind MiserAlba – Popoholic

Speaking of furry cum catchers (aka beards) – The Berry

Random IS Azeala Banks doing the dude from Swimfan – YBF

Thirteenth time’s a charm! Andy Dick went to rehab again – Las Vegas Blog

Evan Rachel Wood held hands with some dude and we’ll know if they’re dating for real if she gets a wave in her hair and starts wearing black and red checkered shirts – Just Jared

GET A ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! – Popsugar

Zayn Malik and Perrier Water may get married this summer – ICYDK

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