Night Crumbs
Beyonce and Basement Baby’s mom got married to Richard Lawson, the father of Bianca Lawson from Pretty Little Liars (No, I never watched that shit. I’m not a 12-year-old girl! Okay, I watched one or two or three seasons, but that’s it.), on a yacht in Newport Beach, CA this weekend and judging by that picture, their wedding theme was Superman Super Villains of the Future – Lainey Gossip
Unless Tavern in Brentwood takes food stamps, Goopy Paltrow probably already broke the food stamp challenge – Celebitchy
Kate Upton is in Vogue wearing the visor you wore in the early 80s and yes, you wore it better, bitch – Drunken Stepfather
This is the closest that Kim Kartrashian will get to spending time with her brother – Reality Tea
Darren Criss as Hedwig sort of looks like Amanda Palmer’s homely sister – Towleroad
Um, couldn’t Ryan Reynolds get into his Deadpool costume and chase down that hit-and-run paparazzo? – Jezebel
Emily Ratatouille’s hair was snatched tight at the MTV Movie Awards – The Superficial
ScarJo dressed up like a cross between Jane Fonda and a Lisa Frank matador at the MTV Movie Awards – Popoholic
I thought Zac Efron and Dave Franco were doing a reenactment of Jon Hamm’s hazing torture session before I realized they were just doing a scene from their movie – OMG Blog
Olivia Munn is Psylock in X-Men: Apocalypse – Pajiba
Behold, a man who has definitely fucked a burger before (but really, who hasn’t?) – Hollywood Tuna
What in 90s bag lady HELL is FKA Twigs wearing? – Popsugar
Dogs looking stoned: a retrospective – The Berry
Bobby Flay’s divorce is going smoothly…… – ICYDK
Drake swears that he wasn’t grossed out by Madge’s lips. It was the taste of her lipstick that gave him the barfs. That makes sense since I’m sure her lipstick is made of the ground-up remains of her enemies – Just Jared
Sarah Paul is in American Horror Story: Hotel, because DUH – HuffPo
I will probably play Amy Schumer’s “Milk Milk Lemonade” at my wedding, but I’m still a classical music purist who prefers a much more subtle song about turd cutters like Wendy Ho’s “Poop Noodle” – Boy Culture