Night Crumbs
Brad Pitt was on the New Orleans set of the movie The Big Short yesterday and based on those glasses and that grey beard, I’m guessing he’s playing a hobo abuelito – Lainey Gossip
Big Ang’s throat tumor has been rremoved and her signature raspy sandpaper voice has been saved! – Reality Tea
Hailey Baldwin models too, apparently – Drunken Stepfather
FYI: Goopy Paltrow is still bumping her steamed clam against that Glee producer dude – The Superficial
This is also what it looks like when Cisco Adler tries to teabag you (I know, two Cisco Adler references in one day. It’s 2006 again!) – Towleroad
Hilary Duff’s hair is at the point where it’s starting to look like a moldy mop that’s been left out in the yard too long – Popoholic
And here’s more proof that Iggy Azalea missed her calling and really should’ve been an auctioneer – IDLYITW
FKA Twigs wants a pub wedding, because she knows she’ll need to drink massive amounts of booze to drown out the sounds of the Robsten fangirls crying outside – Celebitchy
Wonky McValtrex is still invited to things – Hollywood Tuna
The Suspiria TV show is actually happening in real-life – OMG Blog
And today’s “THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH?” moment brought to you by Suzanne Somers doing the foxtrot to the sound of John Ritter rolling in his grave – Boy Culture
Remember Lost on Lost Day – Pajiba
Rachael Leigh Cook had another baby – Popsugar
Panty Creamer of the Day: A person named Nick Bateman – The Berry
Celebrity Family Feud is coming back, but I have a feeling it’s going to be more like Sort Of Famous Reality Trick’s Family Feud – SOW
GROOOOOOOOOOOOSS – Jezebel
Poke at me when Disney eventually gets around to doing a live-action The Black Cauldron – Just Jared
That chihuahua stole a topless Sofia Vergara’s shot and it knows it – ICYDK
Pic: Pacific Coast News