Night Crumbs
When George Clooney gave Amal Clooney a cookbook at a restaurant in NYC the other night, she said, “Are you expecting me to cook? I don’t cook!?” Of course she doesn’t cook, she is way too busy being a high-powered human rights lawyer and shaving the hair off of a gorilla’s taint to make a half shirt – Lainey Gossip
Two things: Melanie Griffith’s face is snatched and her chichis looks magnificent – Egotastic!
Gigi Hadid and her Dollar Tree Ken Doll of a man got naked for a towel ad or something – Drunken Stepfather
Going to Dr. Backdoor Farrah for your plastic surgery needs is like buying a latte from a place called The Bill Cosby Coffee Shop – Reality Tea
Cry into your unpaid student loan bills, because Miles Teller wants you to know that he has them too and he can pay them off, but he’s not going to by choice – Celebitchy
Jesse Eisenberg as Lex Luthor is Jesse Eisenberg with a shaved head, too much powder and black lipstick – The Superficial
It took me a second to realize that Kelly Brook wasn’t putting dirty clothes in the washer at the laundromat – Hollywood Tuna
If you’re in the Santa Barbara area, beware of David Crosby and his jogger-smashing Tesla – WWTDD
HBO has shit canned Looking, but the good news for those of you who are hoping for another serving of Damian from Mean Girls’ dick, they’re wrapping the show up with a “special” – Towleroad
FYI: Hilary Duff still has Peekablue from She-Ra hair – Popoholic
Empire’s Boo Boo Kitty and Andre Lyon are probably doing it in real life – Jezebel
If you’re the kind of trick who really wants to see the ass on Jax from Vanderpump Rules, I’m sure you’ve already seen and fapped to these pictures, but just in case… – OMG Blog
Of course Twitter had a lot to say about Deadline’s moronic WHY WON’T ANYONE THINK OF THE WHITE ACTORS piece – Pajiba
The TimberBaby is still growing in Jessica Biel’s body – Popsugar
Downward Do-me – The Berry
Kelly Osbourne says she will have to take out her ovaries like St. Angie Jolie one day – ICYDK
The emotionally stable Directioners have declared Zayn Malik’s fiancee the new Yoko Ono. Give yourself a pat on the taint if you called it. – Just Jared
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