Open Post: Hosted By Chloe Sevigny’s Giant Crotch Crustacean

March 13, 2015 / Posted by:

She’s going to need to buy EVERY box of RID to solve that issue.

Two seconds ago, an article came out where the human epitome of class and refinement Chloe Sevigny called Jennifer Lawrencecrassand now here she is getting fucked by a lobster on the cover of an arty fashion magazine called Marfa Journal (via DS). Yes, so that is how lobster bisque is made. Parasite Hilton is probably looking at that picture and going, “Eh, my pussy crabs would eat that lobster as an appetizer

This mess looks like an ad for Red Lobster in Japan by Terry Richardson and Chloe Sevigny isn’t shit for this, because every time I bite into a Cheddar Bay Biscuit, I’m going to think about what’s under that lobster she’s doing. Sure, you may think that Chloe isn’t the one to call a trick “crass” when she’s getting sexed up by a lobster (Side note: Do you think they’re using drawn butter for lube?), but this isn’t crass. THIS IS ART. Getting your chocha rocked by a lobster isn’t crass as long as you’re doing it for the cover of a high art fashion journal.

And here’s the rest of the pictures from Chloe’s spread for Marfa. While Chloe calls these pictures HIGH ART, Russians call these pictures, “Something totally normal you’d see on any dating site.”

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