Night Crumbs
A strange thing happened last night…. Canadian-American blossom Pamela Anderson showed up to some event with her teenage son and she looked like she was in half-assed Elvira Hancock from Scarface Cosplay and I kind of liked it. – Lainey Gossip
Speaking of Pamela Anderson, she just got a restraining order against the dried butt cherry of an ex-husband who claims she’s a serial abortion-having fake vegan – TMZ
“My father is afro-latino” is the new “I have a black friend!” – Towleroad
Humanized bronzer stick Xtina is supposedly acting like a diva bitch on the set of Nashville, and hopefully Connie Britton goes full Tami Taylor by checking a hussy – Celebitchy
This video of the modern Aphrodite known as CoCo is a tutorial for “How To Bring The Definition Of Elegance To Life” – Drunken Stepfather
Tika Barber’s wife may replace Teresa Giudice on The Real HouseMesses Of New Jersey – Reality Tea
Dominic Cooper might play the title role in AMC’s Preacher. I don’t know what that shit is about, but I do know that I’d gladly let him deliver his sermon into me (and no, I don’t know what that means either) – The Superficial
FYI: Kelly Brook wore purple chonies the other day – Hollywood Tuna
FYI: Eva Longoria talked into her phone while wearing heels and jeans the other day – Popoholic
In “Motherfucker, it’s just Fashion Police” news, Kathy Griffin asked her friends to tweet support for her after she quit that mess – Jezebel
Some Serbian pop star claims that Kim Kartrashian stole her look, to which I say, bitch please. I’m sure there’s some robot hooker alien on Neptune who has been working the same look for eons – IDLYITW
STFU Harvey Weinstein – Pajiba
STFU Kanye – ICYDK
STFU Charlie Hunnam and give us full frontal already – Popsugar
Archie looks like a rejected One Direction member now – OMG Blog
CBS is bringing back all the shows your mom loves! – SOW
Man nipples galore for you hos – The Berry
Mo’Nique will go off in 3…2…. – Vulture
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