Night Crumbs
The highly-esteemed and always truthful The National Enquirer claims that yodeling broomstick Taylor Swift has insured her legs for $40 million, because apparently she fell down, hit her head and woke up thinking she’s Mary Fucking Hart – Lainey Gossip
Taylor Swift is on the cover of Dolly Magazine and sadly that magazine isn’t devoted to all things Dolly Parton. We should all write our congressperson about this atrocity! – Drunken Stepfather
Marvel isn’t going to Comic-Con this year. Who needs them anyway?! I’m sure Phoebe Price will show up dressed like a slutty Ant-Man – Celebitchy
Bella Thorne is on the cover of Nylon EspaƱol wearing I don’t even know what – Hollywood Tuna
Okay, but when is Netflix going to start doing crossover episodes, because I really want to see Daredevil and Frank Underwood team up to break Taystee out of Litchfield – The Superficial
50 Cent’s 2-year-old son got a $700,000 modeling deal, so says 50 Cent – Gawker
Harry Hamlin calls Real Housewives of Beverly Hills “art,” as two men in white coats creep up behind him to drag him away since he’s obviously lost it – Reality Tea
“Where’s the medieval peen?” is what I said at least 4 times while watching trailer for the new season of Game of Thrones – Towleroad
Why is Selena Gomez wearing an outfit my sister always wore during her freshmen year of high school in the 90s? – Popoholic
ICYNSI (In case you’ve never seen it): Bette Davis in a dishwasher commercial – Jezebel
And here’s bare man ass courtesy of Russell Tovey and Johnathan Groff – OMG Blog
Here’s how to say “I love you” in a bunch of languages. But what I really want to know is how to say “FUCK YOU, I HATE YOU” in a bunch of languages since that would be more useful to me – The Berry
Eva Mendes talks about her baby – HuffPo
Bitch Goes Down: The Ariana Grande Latte edition – SOW
BREAKING: Duchess Kate repeated an outfit – Popsugar
Johnny Depp’s breath smells exactly the way you’d expect it to smell – ICYDK
So…this is what Angie Stone has been up to lately – Just Jared
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