Night Crumbs

March 2, 2015 / Posted by: Michael K

Ryan Gosling might have tattooed his daughter’s nickname on his fingers. I fully expect every one of his crazy fangirls to legally change their first name to Esme so that they can tell everyone that their imaginary husband has their name tattooed on his fingers – Lainey Gossip

Brad Pitt’s billy goat beard is slowly making a comeback – Celebitchy

If you want a reason to pull your retinas out of your eyes with a hot knife, here’s a picture of Marilyn Manson grabbing onto Uncle Terry’s dick – Drunken Stepfather

If Bravo really wants to save The Real Housewives of New York, they’d lock those crazy hyenas in a room with Kelly Bensimon and a bag of jelly beans and air a live feed of it – Reality Tea

Justin Bieber is begging Seth Rogen to nail him hard. Come on, Seth, give it to him. He’s aching for it – Jezebel

So what did Twitter get OUTRAGED over this time? – The Superficial

The pride of Germany Micaela Schaefer wins the gold medal in elegance at the HOlympics – Hollywood Tuna

Malika Yoba sort of kind of let it slip that Jamal from Empire loves peen in real-life too – Towleroad

These pictures of Lea Michele are nothing without Jessica Lange ignoring her – Popoholic

Why, hello there, Chris Hemsworth’s nipples – OMG Blog

Words of wisdom from Dr. Seuss on his 111th birthday – The Berry

Two bore-uh bore-uhs honeymooned in Bora Bora (Don’t come for me, Cumberbitches!) – Popsugar

Carly Rae Jepsen is back. – HuffPo

Maggie Smith is leaving Downton Abbey and I will totally start watching that shit if Joan Collins replaces her – Just Jared

Why did the chick who played Cinderella wear her costume to the premiere? – ICYDK

Here’s Natalie Dormer getting Mono in the new Hozier video – Pajiba

Good news, soon you’ll probably get to see real-life troll Ann Coulter get eaten by a shark – SOW

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