When I first saw these pics, I had to adjust my eyes for a minute, because I thought it was Santa Claus Danny Tanner. But it’s Stephen Colbert looking like he just ate out a snowman’s ass at the 10th annual Oscar Wilde Awards in Santa Monica, CA last night. Colbert told The Daily Beast that he decided to let his glorious beard be great, because he can and is in between gigs right now.
“I have not allowed this to happen to my face since college because I’ve been working professionally pretty constantly since then. I have like nine months where nobody has to see me so I said, ‘I wonder what I look like?’ In a pre-industrial stainless steel razor’s edge society, this is what I would have looked like all the time.”
The bottom of Stephen Colbert’s face looks like the crotch of a hippie grandma. So based on that description alone, yes, yes, I’d hit.
And here’s a few more pictures from last night including some of John Cho, Beverly D’Angelo and Carrie Fisher with an adorable dog friend who really doesn’t want to be there.