Night Crumbs

February 20, 2015 / Posted by:

Approximately six seconds ago, Alexander Skarsgard was supposedly humping on Alexa Chung. Now here he is sharing his meat with a model at a Rangers game last night. ASkars is doing everyone, basically. So I’m guessing that after ASkars finishes humping on every single skinny ass chick in the world, he’ll move on to the non-skinny ass chicks and once he’s touched every vagina, he’ll have to move on to skinny dudes and then on to skinny fat dudes… So yeah, I’ll just sit here and wait for my turn – Lainey GossipĀ 

Scout Willis’ nipples posed next to artsy bush last night – Drunken Stepfather

Eddie Cibrian got a job, so I guess that means we’re just a few weeks away from reading in Star Magazine about how Falkor is drowning her sorrows in vodka after catching him doing some extra in his trailer – Celebitchy

Brandi Glanville got a man, so I guess that means we’re just a few weeks away from reading in Star Magazine about how she is drowning her sorrows in vodka after Falkor fucked her new boyfriend – Reality Tea

Bill O’Reilly allegedly pulled a Brian Williams before Brian Williams – The Superficial

There’s another Mad Max: Fury Road trailer, because the 12,000 trailers before it weren’t enough – Towleroad

Amy Poehler says kind words about her friend and co-worker Harris WittelsPajiba

Abbi and Illana from Broad City do quickie impressions – The Frisky

Today, elegance has temporarily changed its name to Mariana VicentePopoholic

ScarJo or just another L.A. hipster twink? – Popoholic

I don’t know whether to cringe at the creepiness of it all or order one – The Berry

And on the next Scandal, Olivia Pope jumps out the window after accidentally walking in on Hannah from Girls taking a shit while eating a burrito – Jezebel

And just like that, John Travolta has quit Hollywood and has applied for a job as a Russian TSA agent – Boy Culture

Kristen Stewart won an award for acting in France and it wasn’t a French Razzie – Popsugar

Hilary Duff took a break from her busy schedule of walking down the street to file for divorce from that Mike Comrie guy – Just Jared

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