Night Crumbs

February 19, 2015 / Posted by:

Ashton Kutcher, a prosthetic penis, keeps a prosthetic penis in his trailer and wore it on Two and a Half Men. Glad to see that Marky Mark’s giant fake dick from Boogie Nights is still getting work – SOW

Blake Lively’s skirt looks like it last worn by an extra in The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 1Lainey Gossip

I totally pictured Rip Torn as this grumpy ass Oscar voter who hated Cake and thinks Selma is overrated – Celebitchy

The only reality show Mama June should star in is the reboot of To Catch A PredatorReality Tea

Happy Throwback Thursday, here’s Kim Kartrashian’s old face – The Superficial

In case you missed them the first time around, here’s all the pictures from Brit Brit Spears’ lingerie campaign that belong in the Museum of Photoshop if there ever is a Museum of Photoshop – Drunken Stepfather

You’re late Alan Cumming, I’ve been celibate for months, and no, not by choice, but still – Towleroad

Jenny Jones’ blog is a fountain of infinite wisdom (although, I wish there was a dating column by Chela) – The Frisky

Goldie Hawn on why the world never got a sequel to The First Wives Club Pajiba

Dear Kristen Dunst, you TRIED it, but my mom wore those suede Candies better in the early 80s – Popoholic

How to make dogs go crazy and plot together to tear your feet off – Hollywood Tuna

Vintage Jamie Dornan and his ass – (NSFWish) OMG Blog

Thirsty Magazine would’ve been a more appropriate publication for LiLo to pose in – HuffPo

The oldest member of Taylor Swift’s friend collection is knocked up again – Popsugar

This may be one way to get the baby out and only because the baby will shoot out of your coochie to slap you and tell you to please stop – The Berry

Vanilla Ice told lies, lies baby to the police after getting caught jacking stuff from that house – Just Jared

The three-tittied attention whore is still trying to make her fake third tit happen – Jezebel

Prince Hot Ginge and Hermione Granger? Surprisingly, I don’t hate this very fake rumor – ICYDK

And thanks to Broad City for making Dlisted’s dreams come true by throwing us a cameo and shout out on last night’s episode!! And yes, Bevers would totally fap to that picture of the most gorgeous human in the world Carrot Top. But then again, who wouldn’t and who hasn’t?


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