Nobody Wants To Work With Kelly Clarkson

February 18, 2015 / Posted by:

Raise your hand if you too just pictured at least two dozen different famous singing types screaming “NOOOOOO KELLY CLARKSON!” over the phone to their managers.

During an interview for BBC Radio 1’s Breakfast Show (via UsWeekly) Kelly Clarkson told Nick Grimshaw that she has a difficult time finding anyone who wants to record anything with her. Those bitches! Have they already forgotten about “Since U Been Gone”? RUDE. Kelly has a new album coming out next month called Piece by Piece, and she confessed that she has no trouble getting country people to sing with her and she was able to get John Legend, but other than that, nobody seems to be answering their phones. That, or they’re afraid they’ll catch something from her:

“I honestly would collaborate with a lot of people, but everyone usually says no. I’m not kidding you. I have legitimately asked several people that I’m not going to call out, and that’s cool, but I don’t know. I ask good people, I don’t want to sing with crap people, so I mean, I ask people who are great vocalists, but I’m not going to point out anyone. I have asked several people. Sometimes I feel like I have the plague, or leprosy, they’re like, ‘If you get too close…’ I don’t know.”

I want to know the names of these snobby singing types who think they’re too good for American Idol winner and possible leprosy carrier Kelly Clarkson. Call a bitch out, Kelly! Name some names! I bet that shady trick Justin Guarini has something to do with this. He’s probably still pissed that wardrobe gave her the better pair of baggy zip-off cargo shorts on the set of From Justin to Kelly.

Here’s Kelly leaving BBC Radio 1 in London yesterday morning. If I was friends with Kelly, this would be where I would scream at her to pick me up a couple Curly Wurlys.


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