Night Crumbs

February 16, 2015 / Posted by: Michael K

A charbroiled turd-stuffed hot dog cuddled up to Charlize Theron at some premiere, but who cares when Idris Elba was there! – Just Jared

For why does Cinderella’s dress have Benedict Cumberbatch in a flower petal tutu all over it? – Lainey Gossip

Olivia Munn is in Esquire Mexico looking like she has to piss real bad. Someone fetch her a Go Girl and an empty water bottle – Drunken Stepfather

Miley Cyrus wants everyone to think she gets the Snobby Saleswoman #2 treatment every time she shops on Rodeo Drive – Celebitchy

You know shit is next level trash when Snooki is too classy and demure for it – Reality Tea

Jenny McCarthy, her measles tits and Donnie Wahlberg partied in Las Vegas – WWTDD

Condolences to the family of the Wuzzle who was murdered and skinned to make Beyonce’s bag thing – Egotastic!

So if Friends happened in 2015, it would be Girls, basically – Towleroad

If you’ve ever wanted to know what it would look like if Nick Jr. did a remake of Cloverfield with a bootleg copy of iMovie and $5, here you go – Jezebel

Queen Cersei’s got a CASE OF THE BABIES again – ICYDK

Armie Hammer is a real Vespa vigilante – The Superficial

BREAKING: The wedding ring that Bellybutton Cucumbersnatch’s bride is wearing looks like a wedding ring – Popsugar

“I told you stupid paps to be here at 5 and I’ve been waiting over an hour in the car for you! Don’t be late again or you’ll have to find another trick to take walking pictures of!” – Popoholic

Ariana Grande Latte served up some JV cheerleader stripper messiness at the NBA All-Star game – IDLYITW

Well, okay, here’s Amanda Seyfried with a bathing suit wedgie – Hollywood Tuna

FYI: Sarah Silverman and Michael Sheen are still doing it – Pajiba

Pussy galore – The Berry

Um, based on the voice, are we sure that’s not Miley Cyrus saying she’s gay and not that Louis twink from One Direction? – OMG Blog

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