Night Crumbs

FYI: Charlie Hunnam loves nothing more than to stick his face on a hairy pussy and sniff it hard. It’s his heaven – Lainey Gossip

Somebody please call the animal police and report whoever let that poor monkey pose with Kendull Jenner – Drunken Stepfather

Bruce Jenner illegally talked on his phone while driving, because that’s something you definitely do after you were involved in a major crash where a person died – Celebitchy

Ricky Martin is obsessed with taking shirtless selfies and I love that Ricky Martin is obsessed with taking shirtless selfies, but now it’s time for him to graduate up to pantless selfies – Towleroad

I didn’t know that Candy Finnigan is Brandi Glanville’s blog writer – Reality Tea

PETA doesn’t have to worry about throwing a bucket of red paint at North West. That coat is obviously made of Kim Kartrashian’s waxed off and dyed butt hairs – WWTDD

Backdoor Farrah is the new economy. Does this mean that money is out and we can buy stuff with anal and blowjobs now, because I’m so for that – The Superficial

So I take it that Anna Kendrick isn’t a fan of Luriddigs.com – Pajiba

You’ll never guess what Hilary Duf–Yes, yes, she walked to her car yesterday – Popoholic

Conan O’Brien went to a Korean spa and I’m disappointed that he didn’t go to the one where you steam your precious butt flower – Hollywood Tuna

Behold, the new Roger Ebert we need, but don’t deserve – Jezebel

Perfection IS animal friends in birthday party hats – The Berry

The first look from Spectre is not Bond in a man bikini, unfortunately – OMG Blog

Duchess Kate wore a coat today – Popsugar

FINALLY, Punxsutawney Phil will be brought to justice for his first-degree lie-telling – SOW

The Man From U.N.C.L.E. trailer is here – HuffPo

Rest in peace, Bob Simon – Gawker