Night Crumbs
Dakota Whatever, Jamie Dornan and Sam Taylor-Johnson actually smiled with their mouths at the Fifty Shades of Meh premiere at the Berlinale International Film Festival tonight and probably because a photographer screamed, “You’re almost done with this shit!” Or because someone from Universal waved their bonus checks at them – Just Jared
Goopy Paltrow wants you to think that her conscious uncoupling with Chris Martin happened a year before she announced it, because nobody cheats on her with an Alexa Chung! – Lainey Gossip
That time where I mistook a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition cover model for Fiona Apple – Drunken Stepfather
I have a feeling that Backdoor Farrah is totally going to get the Nobel Peace Prize in literature for this one – Reality Tea
Aaron Johnson proposed to Sam Taylor-Johnson before their lips even touched. Okay, but did they do anal, because if so, then I don’t think it’s creepy that he asked her to be his wife before kissing – Celebitchy
The trailer for Judd Apatow’s Trainwreck is out and it had me at Tilda Swinton – Jezebel
Didn’t Pink get the memo? It’s only okay to pose naked for animal charities if you’re posing with a dead fish on your twat – The Superficial
Kristen Stewart is walking down the street and she’s not holding her morning coffee. I fully expect Starbucks to declare bankruptcy in 3..2…. – Popoholic
Laverne Cox got cast in a drama pilot for CBS – Popoholic
Today, House of Cards stuck the tip in for a second before pulling out – Pajiba
Based on this future Michael Jordan’s outfit, he’s one of my uncles. I’m so proud! – Hollywood Tuna
Blessed be the scorned chick who leaked dick pics of her hot WWE piece – (NSFW) OMG Blog
These can’t be pictures from Johnny Depp’s private island wedding with Amber Heard. He’s not completely covered in scarves and anal bead necklaces – Popsugar
And Sia will put this hot tattooed ballet dancer in one of her videos any minute now. He better start fitting himself for a blond wig – The Berry
Rita Whora is the Sylvia Miles of Fifty Shades of Grey, basically – HuffPo
A new Cinderella trailer is here and it’s confirmed to me that this movie should only be nothing but Cate Blanchett throwing side-eyes on a loop – Boy Culture
Somewhere Richard Gere’s proctologist is shaking his head while saying, “She’s right, she’s right...” – SOW
Meghan Trainor wants dick – IDLYITW