Night Crumbs

Chris Pratt made good on his Super Bowl bet with Chris Evans by dressing up as his Marvel character to visit Christopher’s Haven, a home for kids with cancer, in Boston. Either the fried macaroni and cheese I had for lunch is giving me heartburn or I’m actually feeling warm things from reading this story – Lainey Gossip

You know you’re pretty embarrassing and childish when Brad Pitt is embarrassed by your childish ass…. – Celebitchy

Meet the pristine, demure rose who has refillable chichis and yes, she’s a vision of true elegance, but if she’s 26 then I’m still in my mom’s womb – Jezebel

It was gracious of Pamela Anderson to lend Ashley Benson her old Baywatch suit for the cover of FHM – Drunken Stepfather

The sun rose today, the sun set today and Kim Kartrashian’s parts are all over the Internet again. We’ll do this again tomorrow – The Superficial

Meanwhile, Wonky McValtrex took her two push-up bras for a walk – Hollywood Tuna

Steve Carell, Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart serve up some throwback hairy nipples – Towleroad

When fanboying goes really, really wrong – WWTDD

Jessica Alba is coming for Hilary Duff’s title as the Queen of the Walking To Her Car In Front Of The Paps – Popoholic

I think I’ve seen at least 5 of these pictures on Grindr, so either a lot of hot pieces live around me or a lot of LIARS do. I’m going with the latter – The Berry

Um, is Disney planning to reimagine the beast as a sensitive, swoony baby goose who stares a lot and barely talks? – Pajiba

Lance Bass is really masc and really butch and he really wants everyone to know that – Gawker

Eddie Redmayne is fully clothed in Men’s Health. I didn’t know Men’s Health allowed that – Boy Culture

Kevin Hart is topless in Men’s Health. I guess Eddie Redmayne really didn’t get the memo – Just Jared

Our international nightmare is never going to end – HuffPo

“Ugh, boa constrictor colonics are so 2003,” said Goopy Paltrow while looking at this picture of Jennifer Lawrence – Popsugar

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