As Bobbi Kristina Brown (whose warrants were recalled by the court FYI) lay in a coma next to her memaw Cissy Houston, Dionne Warwick is recovering from the busted ankle injury she got after falling in the shower.
E! News says that on the morning of January 24th, just a week before Bobbi Kristina was founded unconscious in her tub, Cousin Dionne screamed “Do you know the way to the ER?” after she slipped and fell while taking a shower in her home in South Orange, New Jersey. Dionne Warwick is 74 years old and it’s no joke when an oldie falls in the shower. 911 was called at 10:19am (TMZ notes that Bobbi Kristina’s 911 call came in at 10:25am a week later). Dionne was taken to the hospital by ambulance and her ankle was so jacked up that it needed surgery. She spent two weeks in the hospital before she was released yesterday.
Dionne’s rep says that she’s doing okay, but she’s not 100 percent recovered yet.
Well, I guess Cousin Dionne had a falling out with her psychic friends, because those assholes didn’t even call to warn her that this was going to happen. The Houston women should maybe consider bedside sponge baths only from now on. And I bet Cousin Dionne is sitting in her Lay-Z-Boy lounger with a blunt in her hand and waiting for the day she’s fully covered so she can get revenge on that shower for doing her wrong. Dionne is plotting and stewing and thinking of the moment when she gets to taste the sweetness of revenge as she destroys that shower. You know what I’m doing, right? You know that I’m creating a stupid storyline about Dionne wanting to destroy her shower just so that I can say she’s going to tell her shower, “I got your number, hussy.”
I mean, I always try to find a way to post this iconic clip: