Night Crumbs
Pop stars and sharks are so in right now. Katy Perry got upstaged by two drunk sharks at the Super Bowl and here’s RiRi posing in Jaw’s mouth for Harper’s Bazaar. I’m sure this is just the beginning. Brit Brit will probably hire Shark Cat on a Roomba to open for her in Las Vegas and Miley Cyrus will fuck a live shark on stage – Lainey Gossip
The daughter of Bruce Jenner and a fake boob is wearing fake boobs in Love Magazine. At this point, Love Magazine really just needs to change their name to Love Kardashians Magazine – Drunken Stepfather
What a candid and natural picture of Nikki Reed’s giant engagement ring – Celebitchy
Backdoor Farrah and her fake boyfriend of a minute are going on Couples Therapy, because reality TV is real and authentic – Reality Tea
And yet, this isn’t the most disappointing thing a Williams has done (see: That Peter Pan wreck) – The Superficial
Now THIS is who should’ve performed at the Super Bowl Halftime Show – Jezebel
Things I Keep Doing: Mistaking Emily Rideajetski for Kendull Jenner – Hollywood Tuna
This is noted armpit sniffer Robert Pattinson’s dream post – The Berry
Lance Bass did his wedding special for E! to help the gay kids of the south – Towleroad
“Why do I only see 3 paps? I told my publicist I won’t walk to my SUV for less than 10 paps!” is probably what Taylor Swift is thinking to herself before she does the pap strut to her SUV – Popoholic
Pat Sajak has opinions about things – Pajiba
Who would you rather? A buff dildo or a melting Oscar statue? – WWTDD
Shakira Instagramm’d a picture of her newborn baby’s foot – Popsugar
Speaking of things you didn’t need to see… – Celebslam
Baby Emma Geller-Green #1 and #2 from Friends look like this now – HuffPo
Ashlee Simpson and Diana Ross’ son are having a girl and they better name that child Diana or Miss Ross Jr. – Just Jared
Bethenny Frankel wants you to know that Bethenny Frankel worked on Saved By The Bell – ICYDK
Vintage Chris Evans in drag – SOW
Pic: Bazaar