Night Crumbs

February 4, 2015 / Posted by: Michael K

Julia Roberts and Nicole Kidman are shooting a movie together right now and judging by that picture and that hair you’d think it was a gritty biopic about the hard times of the Starburst Leprechaun. Surprisingly, it isn’t – Lainey Gossip

Ben Affleck can let out a sigh of relief. Blake Lively didn’t give her daughter the same name as his daughter – Celebitchy

Micaela Schaefer’s newest stunt is where elegance and a plushie’s wet dream meet – Drunken Stepfather

Pro tip: If you see an ad on Craigslist from a Power Ranger with a sword collection who is looking for a roommate, immediately log off and call Rita Repulsa – WWTDD

Kenya Moore is as humble and modest as ever – Reality Tea

If Kim Kartrashian is trying to make her mother’s partner Lucifer jealous, it’s working – The Superficial

Aaron Schock quoted a Taylor Swift song while defending his Downton Abbey-inspired office. I mean… Dude should “date” Taylor Swift. He’s perfect for her – Towleroad

Presenting the ho shit version of Josie and the Pussycats – Hollywood Tuna

Sports Illustrated featured a plus-size model for the first time and that’s great and everything, but the hell is up with that Eddie Redmayne-looking dude in the back? – Popsugar

Jaimie Alexander giving you casual Matrix glamour – Popoholic

The sad truth is, I did watch the Super Bowl for Katy Perry, but didn’t realize until later that I was actually watching for the Left Shark – IDLYITW

Nothing makes me scream “SIGN ME UP” like muscled up cum gutters – Pajiba

Zoe Kravitz is embarrassed about her daddy being the Robin Thicke to Katy Perry’s Miley – Jezebel

Some naked dude I’ve never heard of from an MTV show I’ve never heard of…. Sure, why not? – (NSFWish) OMG Blog

What Kathie Lee Gifford’s heaven looks like – The Berry

You’ll never guess this, but Kummy Kakes is greased up and flashing her kooch. I know, this never happens – Just Jared

Nicole Scherzinger and Lewis Hamilton broke up for the 4,567,990th time – ICYDK

More like “This Video Proves That A HIGH ART Album Cover Probably Means The Music Is Highly Artistic Too” – HuffPo

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