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January 30, 2015 / Posted by:

A source (which at this point, is fame whore talk for “Pimp Mama Kris“) tells People that Bruce Jenner is transitioning into a woman. If it really is true, I have two pieces of advice for Bruce: 1) Don’t ever let Kanye pick your wardrobe and; 2) Put on some sensible Easy Spirit heels and ruuuuuun from those crazy messes – Time

Steven Tyler is looking AWFUL! No, I’m joking. Besides, Julia Roberts looks more like Marky Mark in Rock Star with that hair – Lainey Gossip

Natalie Dormer could be Captain MarvelCelebitchy

[insert the name of the stuff this naked car destroyer is on] is a helluva drug – Drunken Stepfather

How disgusting, offensive and wrong! I mean, she’s wearing a Juicy Couture hoodie in 2015! – WWTDD

Backdoor Farrah is going back to Teen Mom even though she’s not a teen or a mom, really – Reality Tea

Taylor Swift showed her bellybutton again and yet the world is still alive. The Bible straight up lied. They said Taylor Swift’s bellybutton was the final sign before the RaptureĀ – The Superficial

Rosie Huntington-Whateverly is selling her own perfume because she couldn’t ignore the people who demanded a Rosie Huntington-Whateverly perfume – Hollywood Tuna

If Hilary Duff walks and the paparazzi aren’t there to capture it, did Hilary Duff really walk? – Popoholic

This keeps happening, but it’s Shirtless Friday again – The Berry

Please tell me Kim Kartrashian Photoshopped herself into that picture – HuffPo

Tatiana Maslanay beat Rooney Mara for a role in one of the ten thousand Star Wars movies – Pajiba

I read the headline in the link as: James Franco and Lana Del Rey Working Together To Make A Movie That Will Be The Strongest Sleep-Aid Ever Made – Jezebel

Heidi Montag’s father arrested for sexually abusing a relative (not Heidi or her sister Holly) for years. And yup, Heidi and Spencer are standing by him – Gawker

Chris Pratt is smooth – Popsugar

Proof that being a Belieber is completely hazardous for your mental AND physical health – Just Jared

What bulge? Padma Lakshmi’sfriend” needs to spend a whole lot of time with Jon Hamm pictures to see what a real dick bulge looks like – ICYDK

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