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Dolfin shorts, the IT shorts of the early 80s!

Dolfin shorts were a little before my time, but I know that they were the epitome of hot sportswear glamour. Dolfin shorts were made of nylon, cut up to your armpits and some came with a built-in pair of chonies so you didn’t have to worry about flashing your goods for free. They were like a flimsy bib for your crotch. They made their debut sometime in the late 70s and were everywhere by the early 80s.  You weren’t ready to go running in the early 80s unless you were wearing candystripe Dolfin shorts with built-in panties, a pair of shiny beige hose and sensible workout heels.

I hadn’t really thought about Dolfin shorts in a while until Wednesday night. I was in the chips section at Vons, a grocery store, when a cloud of steam and heat hit my back. I turned around to see a giant wall of steam and out walked a pepaw in black Dolfin shorts, white gym socks, bright blue sneakers and a white windbreaker. It was a vision and I’m surprised that oxygen masks didn’t drop from the ceiling, because everyone in that aisle hyperventilated over the sex he served up. I don’t even know if he was wearing underwear. I’m surprised the wind from all of the air kisses his new admirers blew at him didn’t cause his Dolfin shorts to blow up and give us a peek of his pepaw nalgas.

I wish I had the body confidence to wear a pair of Dolfin shorts. They’re classic, highly fashionable and provide easy access for quick hook-ups.

Dolfin still makes a version of these shorts today and we can thank the Patron Saint of Athletic Glamour, Richard Simmons, for that. They’re practically the only thing he wears and he owns hundreds of pairs of the original style. How he hasn’t gotten a Nobel Peace Prize for that act alone is one of life’s greatest mysteries.

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