Night Crumbs

January 28, 2015 / Posted by:

Cameron Diaz and her husband Benji Madden (Note: It feels weird typing that) touched lips on the Kiss Cam at the Lakers game last night. Are we really sure they’re touching lips? Are we sure that she isn’t chewing off that jacked up pube beard on his face? – Lainey GossipĀ 

Helena Christensen and her extra arms look hot in Marie Claire MehicoDrunken Stepfather

GoDaddy’s marketing department prematurely released a Super Bowl commercial they knew would get people pissed off and then toasted with crystal flutes full of puppy tears when they got the attention they wanted – Celebitchy

NeNe Leakes got her lawyers to throw a cease and desist letter at Kenya Moore. But what I want to know is , when are lawyers for Claudia Jordan’s clit going to send a cease and desist letter to NeNe Leakes? – Reality Tea

Kelly Bensimon’s titty sacks are still at war and want to be nowhere near each other – WWTDD

Lance Bass and his husband talk about their E! wedding special, but didn’t answer my only question: Is your wedding special going to have full frontal of what? – Towleroad

Jessica Alba’s ass looks like this when she works out – The Superficial

Jessica Alba’s ass looks like this next to a carton of coconut water – Hollywood Tuna

Elizabeth Olsen is giving me Republican politician’s wife in House of Cards glamour – Popoholic

Bet your house, car and EVERYTHING you own on the Seahawks winning the Super Bowl, because Teddy Bear is the Miss Cleo of porcupines and is never wrong – The Berry

That gambling millionaire douche from Instagram has a peen and it looks like this, if you haven’t seen it – (NSFW) OMG Blog

Florence Henderson is getting that Florida dick – Gawker

Amal Clooney reports for photo-op duty – Popsugar

Madonna killed Taylor SwiftICYDK

Please tell me either Jon Hamm or Chris Pine is playing Bradley Cooper’s fuck buddy in the Wet Hot American Summer series – Just Jared

Leave it to Nancy Grace to make Dr. Drew look reasonable – Jezebel

We already know that Ewan McGregor has a big dick, but I’m thankful to Colin Farrell for reminding everyone – (NSFW) MNPP

Riff Raff looks like a grown up Garbage Pail Kid on roids and meth. But would you hit it? – HuffPo

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