Hot Slut Of The Day

January 22, 2015 / Posted by:

Dave, the freak machine in Khloe Kardashian-approved ass pads, 1970s hustler shorts and fuck me heels who twerks, struts and drops it like there’s money to be made in the British commercial for something called MoneySuperMarket.

I don’t what a MoneySuperMarket is (A supermarket where rich people just throw their money away? Isn’t that called Whole Foods?), but I do know that watching this young Vladimir Putin-looking ass hot bitch (he puts the “puta” in Vladimir Putin) in coochie cutters rule the ho stroll with his money-making click clack strut and drop that ass like Jon Hamm’s dick is below it made me want to throw dollar bills at my screen. Dave moves like a chicken on Ecstasy suffering from an itchy anus. Get it, Dave. Make those hos salivate.

You know, at first, I was kind of “eh” about this commercial, because I’m sure John Travolta does this same strut all the time while leaving the Scientology Centre after having a really good audit. But then one of the YouTube comments really sold me on it.

This disgusting filth marks a paradigm shift in TV adds. Overt,offensive,unfunny displays a poverty of creative thought on the part of the makers. Not at all surprised S.O. appears. We are now on the slippery slope. Would not want my daughter to see it. Feel tainted and slightly ill.

Any commercial that makes a ho feel tainted and slightly ill is my kind of commercial. Keep fucking that chicken, Dave!

(For Glasgow and Peter)

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