Alexis Arquette Has More To Say About Doing Jared Leto

January 21, 2015 / Posted by:

Last year, Alexis Arquette said that she once fucked Jared Leto and his dick is so big that it’ll make you scream, “THIS IS SPARTA!!!!” Alexis compared Jared Leto’s extra large mega dick to a Praetorian Guard’s helmet, and that sounds like some shit that will get you on an episode of Sex Sent Me To The ER, but I guess you can’t knock it until you’ve fucked it and it’s ripped up your insides.

Alexis Arquette is still dribbling out tidbits about the adventures of Jared Leto’s sex parts. During an interview with Michael Musto for Out Magazine (via Queerty), Michael asked Alexis how she feels about the media’s portrayal of transgender people and for some reason, that made her think of Jared Leto’s Coch Ness Monster. I guess everything leads back to Jared Leto’s triple-stuffed chalupa peen.

Here’s another episode of Alexis Arquette’s Fuck & Tell Show:

“Meanwhile, people are asking about Jared Leto’s penis size. Is that what it’s come to? I wasn’t trying to get people to believe anything. I mentioned it in passing at the end of the interview. I was dressed as a man when it went down. I was trying to give some hope for the gay men out there! But the idea that the dude could be bisexual—whoa, that’s just too much for people to handle. I did find out after our tete-a-tete that he did end up with a trannie I know, and she was on top.”

Sadly, Alexis didn’t say what her friend said Jared Leto’s anus hole looks like. Since his dick looks like a Praetorian Guard’s helmet, I’m guessing that his b-hole looks like the dome of the Pantheon.

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