Night Crumbs

January 20, 2015 / Posted by:

Kim Kartrashian twatted a totally not Photoshopped picture of her modeling a bikini made out of Khloe’s butt fur while in the snow somewhere. And I can pretty much hear all of you praying out loud for an avalanche – Jezebel

Kevin Hart says he doesn’t want to play a gay character and that sucks, because if they ever make a totally live-action Smurf movie, he’s the perfect size to play Vanity – Lainey Gossip 

If only Marvel and DC had a character that was dead inside and killed the nerves of her enemies with her constant lip biting and blinking – Celebitchy

Goopy Paltrow is in a bikini and it looks like the pap caught her in the middle of letting out a post-colonic fart – Drunken Stepfather

Bill Cosby is truly the definition of humble, and it’s kind of fitting that the trophy he’s holding in that picture looks like a giant pill – The Superficial

The kover for Kim Kartrashian’s coffee table toilet book really captures the essence of her and what I mean by that is she looks dead in the face and her tits look like a giant ass – Reality Tea 

Kelly Bensimon’s Tupperware titty sacks are trying to escape again – WWTDD

Jamie Chung looks cute. I can’t believe I just typed something nice and I can’t believe sarcasm wasn’t dripping from my fingertips as I typed it – Hollywood Tuna

Chrissy Teigen and Katie Cassidy got into a Twitter fight about Erin Andrews. That whole thing is a junior high school cafeteria mess. I can’t with Chrissy Teigen for saying that Katie Cassidy doesn’t have a job when Katie Cassidy is on one of those CW shows. And I can’t with Katie Cassidy for acting like being a gold digger isn’t a job. That is one of the hardest jobs of all!  – Popsugar

Colin Farrell is fighting for his brother’s right to marry in Ireland – Towleroad

Where do I file a police report against a trick for committing a violent offense against my eyes by wearing what looks like fringed UGGs? – Popoholic

The dude JLo is not doing has a butt crack and this is what it looks like – OMG Blog

Chad Michael Murray got married and is going to be somebody’s father. Okay, but what happened to that teenager he was doing? – HuffPo

Bendydick Cumsinsnatch tries out new names – The Berry

The good news is that Elizabeth Olsen’s fiancé doesn’t have to uncomfortably watch the Trollsens nibble on children’s nails and virgin hair at the Thanksgiving table anymore – ICYDK

J.K. Simmons is hosting SNLPajiba

Dev Patel looks different – Just Jared

“Eh, that’s me after taking a cold shower,” said Jon HammSOW

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