Night Crumbs
Award season sweetheart Michael Keaton won EVERYTHING at the Critics Choice Awards last night including the award for Best Arch in a Brow – Lainey GossipĀ
Cameron Diaz married a Madden brother while sober. When is our government going to launch an investigation into what kind of aliens took over Cameron Diaz’s body? – Celebitchy
Leave it to England’s Finest Rose to turn selfie-taking into an elegant art form – Drunken Stepfather
Just because it’s Kate Moss’ birthday doesn’t mean it’s okay for her to skin Fraggles alive and wear them – Popsugar
Adrienne Maloof and her boy toy didn’t renew their contract, I guess – Reality Tea
Bill Cosby’s publicists should probably tell him to stop saying that he’s “far from finished” – The Superficial
Michael Sam proposed to his man at the Vatican and I hope this means that Pope Franny is going to officiate their wedding ceremony – Towleroad
Watching Kristen Bell get a C-section was as terrifying to Dax Shephard as watching Employee of the Month was to me – Pajiba
YEEEEEEEEEESSSSS – A.V. Club
$2 million?! Men.com just has to wait a few years when Justin Bieber wastes all his money away and will power bottom in a gay porn for a can of Natty Ice and a Swisher Sweet – IDLYITW
These sorority emails are no “cunt punt” but they’re still hilariously insane and I co-sign the “eyebrow” one – Jezebel
Well, Miley Cyrus’ dog looks cute… – Popoholic
NBC might do The Wiz and my vote for Evilene is Christopher Walken since he already has the brows and wig – SOW
Gabriel Aubry got a job – Just Jared
Famous hos SANS FARDS-ish – The Berry
This reminds me, I wonder what Divine Brown is up to? – Hollywood Tuna
Awww, Shanna Moakler and Travis Barker should really get back together, because it seems like they’re more in love than ever – WWTDD
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