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January 15, 2015 / Posted by:

I question the world and humanity when Duchess Kate is shoved down our throats as being a British fashion icon and yet I know nothing about the glamorous “Lemony Snicket character meets Tim Burton’s wet dream” goddess she met at some event today. In that picture, I see a fashion queen we should all be bowing down to, but it ain’t Duchess Kate’s ass! (Update: This glamorous vision is cross-dressing British artiste Grayson Perry. I hope she gave DK some much-needed fashion tips.)   – Lainey Gossip 

It looks like Miley Cyrus just discovered fapping… – Drunken Stepfather

Oh, Tracy Anderson, such a gigantic head for such a tiny brain – Celebitchy

FYI: When Brandi Glanville cheers at a basketball game, her face looks like Jocelyn Wildenstein as The Scream – Reality Tea

I don’t know who Maripily Rivera is, but I do know that she’s a stunning goddess who knows how to wear a Chickenpox dress – Egotastic!

Liam Neeson thinks there’s too many guns in America – The Superficial

Oh, there’s nothing to be scared of, it’s just Kim Kartrashian’s ass going for an afternoon swim – Towleroad

Christina Hendricks SANS FARD-ish – Popoholic

Well, the good news is that once Patricia Arquette wins the Oscar, she can pawn that thing off for some cash – Jezebel

Nina Dobrev looks like she’s got a Rorschach test on her tits – Hollywood Tuna

These dating tips from 1938 could also be titled “Dating Tips From Kaley Cuoco” – The Berry

I would enjoy these pictures so much more if Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green switched bathing suits – Popsugar

Bitch Goes Down: The Price Is Right Announcer Edition – SOW

Well, there goes my plans to fap in the back row during Suicide SquadPajiba

Naomi Campbell owes her life to gay men – OMG Blog

This RiRi and Leonardo DiCatchAHo thing might really be happening – Just Jared

Of course Tara Reid got cast in Sharknado 3. She is the drunk, messy, overly-tanned heart of that masterpiece franchise – ICYDK

The Difficult Brown’s probation got revoked again – HuffPo


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