Hot Slut Of The Day!
Boof, the rescue dog who may very well be John Travolta’s twin who was turned into a dog by Xenu after drinking all the barley water or telling the truth or doing something else that’s forbidden in Scientology.
At the South Australian Dog Rescue exists a dog that has been called John Travolta’s doggelgänger. Boof is a 2-year-old American bulldog who is deaf and can be all yours for $450. The shelter has called him a John Travolta look-alike and that’s great and everything, but I’m going to need to know a few things before I really co-sign that. Has Boof been accused of telling his groomers to jack him off while they express his anal glands? Does he prolapse every time he hears a Barbra Streisand song? Does he prolapse and get lipstick when he hears a song from Barbra Streisand’s Broadway album? Can he do jazz paws like no other? How does he pronounce the name Idina Menzel? Has he been known to catch a wild beaver, skin it with his teeth and then wear its fur on his head like a lace front?
I need these questions answered before I can really say that Boof IS Dog Travolta.
One thing I do know is that Boof can do something that John Travolta and his fellow high-level Scientology bridge queens have been trying to do for centuries. Boof can lick his own ass. I mean, Boof can do it literally. John Travolta and the other Scientologists have already mastered the art of doing that figuratively.