Night Crumbs
Here’s 5 things about Michael Keaton’s son, the dude everyone creamed over last night, and sadly 2 of 5 things aren’t the answers to the questions “What’s his Tinder handle?” and “How hung?” I know, how rude! – Popsugar
Lainey at Lainey Gossip asked the same question I asked last night when watching the Golden Globes red carpet: “Who is that Annette Funicello-like vision in a pink poodle coat?” – Lainey Gossip
Clive Owen looked like he just had an 8 hour root canal, but I still would – Celebitchy
Sean Penn should’ve cut that hairy mole patch off of his salmon jerky face with Pamela Anderson’s razor sharp brows – WWTDD
It’s nice to know that Vogue Australia has the same high standards as American Vogue – Reality Tea
Jennifer Aniston has a look on her face like she’s wondering why that wax-covered toddler is hugging her so tight – Drunken Stepfather
The season 3 trailer of House of Cards is here – Towleroad
Reason #4,678,865,456 for why you shouldn’t go to a Fist Brown show – The Superficial
Shay Mitchell does her best sexy faces in Maxim – Popoholic
Salma Hayek’s magnificent chichis look much better in this dress than the The Santee Alley quinceanera dress she wore to the Golden Globes – Hollywood Tuna
Hugh JackMeOff rides a ball good – SOW
Like Michelle Williams knows shit about Beyonce – Jezebel
Russell Tovey’s nalgas look like this in the moonlight – OMG Blog
In “Just Because You Can Doesn’t Mean You Should” news, RiRi covered Vogue – Boy Culture
Attention all hos who have dreamed of being Gary Oldman’s 5th wife, your wish might come true now – ICYDK
Subtitles sometimes make everything better – The Berry
As long as Johnny Depp doesn’t play one of the witches (he probably will), I’m okay with this – Pajiba
Jeff Goldbum’s 31-year-old wife is knocked up and you know, having a baby will be a good thing for the both of them. She’ll really be skilled at the art of diaper changing when she has to change his pappy nappies in 10 years – Just Jared
Pic: AP