Night Crumbs

January 12, 2015 / Posted by:

Here’s 5 things about Michael Keaton’s son, the dude everyone creamed over last night, and sadly 2 of 5 things aren’t the answers to the questions “What’s his Tinder handle?” and “How hung?” I know, how rude!  – Popsugar

Lainey at Lainey Gossip asked the same question I asked last night when watching the Golden Globes red carpet: “Who is that Annette Funicello-like vision in a pink poodle coat?”  – Lainey Gossip 

Clive Owen looked like he just had an 8 hour root canal, but I still would – Celebitchy

Sean Penn should’ve cut that hairy mole patch off of his salmon jerky face with Pamela Anderson’s razor sharp brows – WWTDD

It’s nice to know that Vogue Australia has the same high standards as American Vogue Reality Tea

Jennifer Aniston has a look on her face like she’s wondering why that wax-covered toddler is hugging her so tight – Drunken Stepfather

The season 3 trailer of House of Cards is here – Towleroad

Reason #4,678,865,456 for why you shouldn’t go to a Fist Brown show – The Superficial

Shay Mitchell does her best sexy faces in Maxim – Popoholic

Salma Hayek’s magnificent chichis look much better in this dress than the The Santee Alley quinceanera dress she wore to the Golden Globes – Hollywood Tuna

Hugh JackMeOff rides a ball good – SOW

Like Michelle Williams knows shit about BeyonceJezebel

Russell Tovey’s nalgas look like this in the moonlight – OMG Blog

In “Just Because You Can Doesn’t Mean You Should” news, RiRi covered VogueBoy Culture

Attention all hos who have dreamed of being Gary Oldman’s 5th wife, your wish might come true now – ICYDK

Subtitles sometimes make everything better – The Berry

As long as Johnny Depp doesn’t play one of the witches (he probably will), I’m okay with this – Pajiba

Jeff Goldbum’s 31-year-old wife is knocked up and you know, having a baby will be a good thing for the both of them. She’ll really be skilled at the art of diaper changing when she has to change his pappy nappies in 10 years – Just Jared

Pic: AP

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