Night Crumbs

January 9, 2015 / Posted by:

St. Angie Jolie graced the eyeballs of the people with her holiness at the AFI Awards in Beverly Hills today. Brad Pitt obviously couldn’t make it, but why did she bring the dude from Fall Out Boy? – Lainey Gossip 

Thanks to the Sony hack, Charlize Theron will get paid as much as Thor for the Snow White and the Huntsman sequel. Now Charlize can buy Soul Cycle and ban Tia MowryCelebitchy

Posh Beckham’s 73 Questions with Vogue is so natural and so not rehearsed – WWTDD

If Candice Swanepoel is trying to do STAINS as Marilyn Monroe, she nailed it – Drunken Stepfather

Surprise, Sam Smith sounds better singing in the shower than you do. Well, unless your name is Celine Dion. If that’s the case, that comment isn’t directed toward you since you’re the GREATEST SINGUH in da shower and da world! – Towleroad

Teresa Giudice got a slightly early release date. I’m sure they’ll eventually push up her release date to next week, because they’re sick of her ass and she’s annoying everyone – Reality Tea

Don’t feel sorry for lonely Leonardo DiCatchAHo, I’m sure there’s at least a dozen models underwater who are sucking his dick and tossing his salad – Gawker

Miranda Kerr posed without a top on for Uncle Terry and she didn’t get jizzed on (I think) – Hollywood Tuna

Sia is sorry if her video made you feel weird. She should be sorry, because Shia LaBeouf’s dirty body did things to me. It did things I don’t like to feel while looking at Shia LaBeouf’s dirty body – The Superficial

You should take comfort in knowing that at any time of day, Hilary Duff is just walking all around Los Angeles while the paps take pictures of her ass – Popoholic

So where do I sign the petition to get Taylor Swift on Girls? – Popsugar

The time that Beyonce was on The View and defined the meaning of humble – Boy Culture

And here’s 29 pieces who would look hotter in that Calvin Klein campaign than you know who – The Berry

The Wet Hot American Summer Netflix show is happening and this is the best news for hos who can’t get enough of Christopher Meloni in a half shirt and man-on-man tool shed action between Bradley Cooper and Michael Ian BlackJust Jared

How is it possible that Blue Ivy Carter turned 3 on Wednesday and the government did not declare it a national holiday? – ICYDK

Kelly Rippin will now be known as the Kim Kartrashian of reporters – SOW

Heartbreakers is real – Jezebel

The hell kind of heinous shit did Wonky McValtrex’s new living fashion accessory do in a past life to deserve the punishment of being named after her? – HuffPo

Pic: Getty

Our commenting rules are pretty simple: Don't be racist or bigoted, or go way off topic when not in an Open Post. If you see an offensive or spammy comment you think should be deleted, flag it for the mods and they'll be forever grateful and give you their first born (although, you probably don't want that).

alt="drupal analytics" >