Night Crumbs
Little Critter’s sister is in Elle magazine and on the sidelines is the dude from Flock of Seagulls waiting to snatch his old hairstyle back and Lindsay Lohan waiting to snatch her “fingers in mouth” pose – Tom + Lorenzo
Jeremy Renner is ready for a messy custody fight and is afraid his baby mother will snatch up their daughter and runaway to Canada. Um, he’s Hawkeye. If that happens, couldn’t he just get the Avengers to catch her ass? Duh – Lainey Gossip
If Kim Kartrashian really wanted to fart up the truth, she should’ve screamed, “My pussy and Ray J’s crooked dick bought all of you skanks fame!” – Celebitchy
It’s about that time when we catch up with Kate Moss’ nipples. It’s been way too long – Drunken Stepfather
The Feds will seize Gia Giudice’s birthday presents in 3…2…. – Reality Tea
Ellen Page comes for THE QUEEN for honoring some anti-gay crazy – Towleroad
Heidi Montag popped up to remind Backdoor Farrah that she did the botched plastic surgery act first and better – Hollywood Tuna
A Gambit movie is coming – The Superficial
I bet those headphones aren’t even plugged in – WWTDD
Those dead eyes, fancy pajamas and robe tells me that Kate Beckinsale is obviously sleep walking – Popoholic
These totally aren’t pictures of Kristen Stewart and her scissor sister “canoodling” in Hawaii. They’re really pictures of Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson, but the media pasted her friend’s face over his face. #ROBSTENISUNBROKEN2015 – Popsugar
Ellen DeGeneres must pay for this – Jezebel
For a second there, I thought I was looking at FKA Twigs‘ V on V – HuffPo
I’m surprised that St. Angie Jolie didn’t immediately fire her Lara Croft stunt double for looking better in her costume than her – The Berry
Everybody in Las Vegas better start hoarding booze because Mimi is coming to town for a while – ICYDK
Zsa Zsa Gabor’s daughter has died. Zsa Zsa Gabor will outlive us all – Reuters
I think I’d rather take a nail to the head than watch this shit fest about Jessica Biel taking a nail to the head – Just Jared
In case you missed it last night, here’s Vivica Fox telling a used and discarded tampon that Shawn Johnson got her period – SOW
Calling all white 20-something gold diggers with no dignity and a strong stomach, Nicholas Sparks is single – Gawker