New Year’s Eve Crumbs

Leonardo DiCatchAHo and the bushel of Rasputin crotch pubes on his face are spending New Year’s Eve in St. Barts. Something tells me that he’ll have to go to the ER tomorrow morning after half a dozen model coochies get tangled up in his beard – Lainey Gossip 

Does Kathie Lee Gifford have an alibi?! – Gawker

I am so disappointed in that flag pole for not breaking when it had the chance – Drunken Stepfather

In case you didn’t know, Michelle Duggar has a lesbian sister – Towleroad

St. Angie Jolie went on to say, “Well, what I mean is that there’s something greater than all of you peons and that something greater’s name rhymes with Tangelina Polie.” – Celebitchy

“What kind of Atkins products do you have?” – Teresa Giudice at the prison commissary – Reality Tea

Relive one of the 10 million times you saw Miley Cyrus’ chipmunk nips in 2014  – The Superficial

Emily Blunt’s scarf looked a lot better on the dining table in my mom’s timeshare in Hawaii – Popoholic

This is what it looked like after a magical fairy turned a charbroiled Slim Jim and a box of pinot into humans – Hollywood Tuna 

Looking good, Magda, looking good, but where’s Puffy? – WWTDD

More pictures from Tom Hardy in Burning Man Gone Wrong: The Movie – Pajiba

Here’s Jennifer Aniston in Cabo and it doesn’t feel the same without pictures of her sister in drunkery Chelsea Handler doing tequila shots out of her belly button – Popsugar

Lady CaCa might be engaged  – OMG Blog

Mimi took a nap in a car, but if you regularly read The New York Times I’m sure you already heard all about it since it’s the biggest news of the week, if not month – Jezebel

John Mayer’s dick of destruction destroyed Giada De Laurentiis’ marriage 4 years after the maybe fact – IDLYITW

Igloo Australia has TMJ, which may or may not explain her rap accent – Just Jared

Pic: Pacific Coast News