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Black cha cha heels from my favorite holiday movie of them all, John Waters’ Female Trouble!
Merry Christmas, everyone! I haven’t opened presents yet, but all I can say is that I better get them cha cha heels! Black ones! If you already opened presents and you didn’t get them cha cha heels, black ones, then you’re probably not even reading this. You’re hitchhiking on the side of the road after you busted out into a cunt meltdown, called your mom an ugly witch, pushed the Christmas tree onto her, told your parents to fuck off and ran away from home. This masterpiece scene below perfectly captures the true spirit of Christmas.
I mean, Christmas is nothing without them cha cha heels. This would’ve never happened if they only got Dawn Davenport them cha cha heels. If Dawn Davenport got them cha cha heels, she would’ve finished high school, graduated from medical school and found the cure for all the diseases. Cha cha heels are the key to happiness and peace.
Hopefully this Christmas Day we’re all blessed with the greatest gift of all and the greatest gift of all is cha cha heels! Gimme gimme cha cha heels!