Night Crumbs

December 22, 2014 / Posted by:


When Mimi and Lady CaCa came together, they took a horrifying picture that makes them look like they’re about to gnaw on our throats while loving every second of it. Throw the holy water at them and ruuuuuuun – SOW

FYI: Robert Pattinson and FKA Twigs are that couple who causes a mass eye rolling situation by being all gross and lovey in public – Lainey Gossip

Jena Malone loved being homeless – Celebitchy

I wasn’t planning on doing E again anytime soon, but thanks to this annoying Christmas video starring Miley Cyrus, I’ll never do it again – Drunken Stepfather

Joanna Krupa calls Brandi Glanville trailer trash for continuing to make jokes about her low tide-scented chocha. Those two pristine roses should really join forces to write dialogue for Downton Abbey because they are that refined and sophisticated  – Reality Tea 

Close your mouth and take a seat in the back, Jessica Simpson, because Stevie Nicks you ain’t – The Superficial 

Here’s a post that will remind you that out in the world there are queef-brained morons who like to spend their money on stupid shit (and yes, I may or may not have typed that 10 minutes after buying an autographed Donna Mills picture on eBay) – IDLYTW

Get this pooch on Dancing with the Stars, because: 1) He’s a STAR which is more than I can say for 99% of the hos on that show and; 2) He has seriously sweet moves. – Hollywood Tuna

TLC introduces us to a bunch of gay Mormon dudes who are married to women and can probably be found on any given Saturday night tap dancing for dick in a public bathroom in Salt Lake City – Towleroad

The Directioners need to be directed to the nearest Valium dispenser – Jezebel

Oh, Kate Beckinsale had one of those days where she forgot to take her robe off before leaving the house – Popoholic

Ryan Seacrest needs to make an emergency trip to Barbados to tickle Simon Cowell’s furry empanadas tits because they’re looking kind of sad and depressed. I guess breastfeeding does that – WWTDD

As always, Detective La Toya and her tasteful and delicate engagement ring WINS! – The Berry

And here’s the commercial for the Broadway-bound production of Gigi starring Vanessa Hudgens as Holly Golightly – HuffPo

If World War III starts because of a James Franco and Seth Rogen movie, we should all build a giant slingshot and shoot ourselves off of the planet – Pajiba

Margaret Cho and her husband are over – ICYDK

Gaspard Ulliel’s peen looks like this in case you’ve been wondering and yes, I’ve been wondering since I wonder what every dude’s peen looks like – (NSFW) OMG Blog

Shouldn’t there be a law that states when Joe ManJello is at the beach he must be topless and oiled up? – Popsugar

While watching the trailer for Focus, I twisted my brain from trying to picture Kristen Stewart in the Margot Robbie role – Just Jared

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