Night Crumbs
Happy Hump Day! Here’s Zac Efron giving you “power bottom in a 70s gay porn” hotness while holding a puppy friend – Popsugar
Kate Hudson and Matt Bellamy’s matching black outfits tell me that they went to breakfast after a funeral or the world’s most boring goth party – Lainey Gossip
Okay, Kylie Jenner, the fun is over, you can take off that plastic female masking mask off now – Celebitchy
Viola Davis is Amanda Waller in the Suicide Squad movie – Jezebel
But what I want to know is, how much does Giggy Vanderpump get paid to wear those humiliating ass outfits? – Reality Tea
Oh, don’t mind Parasite Hilton, she just vagina burped up a lump of Zovirax, that’s all – Drunken Stepfather
That sound that sort of sounds like the corpses of cows mooing in pain is from all that leather stretching around Khlozilla’s giant ass – Egotastic!
Kendull Jenner is in Vogue again because Pimp Mama Kris’ maker, Lucifer, wants you to know that he still has a contract with Anna Wintour – Hollywood Tuna
What in the name of a chola parrot? – WWTDD
Yeah and that’s exactly what OctoMom said until her checking account flatlined – The Superficial
Erasure brings strangers together – Towleroad
Jennifer Lawrence’s outfit is having an identity crisis – Popoholic
These Santas can slide down my chimney anytime and they might get a plate of cookies (or crabs) out of it – The Berry
Jennifer Lawrence’s new dude is either a director named Gabe Polsky or pizza – ICYDK
Hollywood: 0 North Korea: 2 – HuffPo
Here’s Naomi Campbell getting ready to bury dead bodies while wearing lingerie, because that’s just what she does – OMG Blog
This mother of political party opposites is all of us – SOW
The Interview isn’t coming out EVER – Just Jared
Feminism: Jane the Virgin learns what it is on Twitter – Pajiba
Pic: Pacific Coast News