Night Crumbs
White looking like a sleazy 1970s game show host, Brad Pitt introduced RiRi at her Diamond Ball last night and his speech was very “drunk dad talking at his daughter’s wedding” – Lainey Gossip
Don’t be crazy, Benedict Cumberbatch. You’re not a performing monkey. You’re a performing otter! – Celebitchy
Pamela Anderson serves up some ho shit for Christmas – Drunken Stepfather
Something I didn’t know I needed: Margaret Cho talking about sex on TLC – Jezebel
Bitchy fame whore pot calls bitchy fame whore kettle a bitchy fame whore – Reality Tea
A regular Pricasso painted Kim Kartrashian’s ass with his dick. We all know how he made that pearl necklace – The Superficial
Rich daddies of L.A. line ’em up, because hot, soccer-playing piece Robbie Rogers is single – Towleroad
Salma Hayek is married to the president of one of the biggest fashion companies in the world and yet she wears something she stole from the Dancing with the Stars costume closet – Popoholic
The Slinky Master needs to do raves because that slinky shit is a next level glow stick show – Hollywood Tuna
James Franco lip-synchs to Madonna’s “Like A Virgin” and it looks like he’s doing it while pushing out a shit on the toilet – Boy Culture
ZAC EFRON’S ARMS – Just Jared
Who is this completely covered-up stranger and what have they done with RiRi? – IDLYITW
What in the name of a saggy onesie full of caca is Jessica Biel wearing? – Popsugar
Hermione Granger is single, which is great news for all you non-famous straight dudes who are into wizards – HuffPo
“It’s Laurence Fishburne, I knew it!” said Sam Rubin – SOW
Jessica Simpson’s husband has quit the good shit. So now what is he going to do all day? – ICYDK
It’s Fap Friday again! – The Berry
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