Night Crumbs
Just call George Clooney “Miss Cleooney” from now on, because he predicted the Sony hack in an email to Amy Pascal. Either Clooney’s SLYCIC or he’s the mastermind behind the hack. If it’s the latter, thank you, George, I forgive you for your STUNT QUEEN wedding – Lainey Gossip
The Ebola fighters are Time’s Person of the Year and that’s a good choice, but I still wonder when is it going to be Charo’s year?! – Celebitchy
Another Bravo tragedy: Scot Young from Ladies of London died in what’s been called a “freak fall” – Reality Tea
The latest member of The Leonardo DiCatchAHo Ex-Girlfriends Club does GQ Magazine – Drunken Stepfather
I didn’t know that Dog the Bounty Hunter was in Mad Max: Fury Road. He looks better than ever! – The Superficial
I heard that the creepy CEO of Abercrombie stepped down after the board discovered that he’s been a spy for Old Navy all these years. That Old Navy mannequin face should’ve given it away – Towleroad
Breaking up with The Difficult Brown hasn’t affected Karrueche Tran’s ho stroll game – Hollywood Tuna
The stuff that The Rock puts in his mouth looks like the stuff that comes out of my ass – WWTDD
Kaley Cuoco’s “just married” t-shirt reminded me that she’s still married, which is kind of surprising, because I figured she’d be onto her next husband by now – Popoholic
Finally, something intelligent and coherent comes out of Whoopi – Jezebel
Kathie Lee Gifford wants to permanently move into this post – The Berry
So this is why Toni Garrn got told to walk the plank on the S.S. DiCatchAHo – IDLYITW
Maybe I should start watching Conan – OMG Blog
When headlines give you visuals you don’t need: Pippa Middleton blasts Kim Kardashian’s butt – ICYDK
Shocking, Brandi Glanville lied about something – HuffPo
Kristen Dunst’s about to pull out and dust off her Drop Dead Gorgeous accent – Pajiba
Freida Pinto and Dev Patel are over – HuffPo
Mary Ann Mobley has gone on to the great, big pageant stage in the sky – Boy Culture
The King Douche of Instagram got arrested for making a bomb – Just Jared
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