Night Crumbs

Behold, more shots of Justin Bieber’s piss yellow hair. In the daylight, he looks even more like a meth head version of King Joffrey – Lainey Gossip 

Noted cat dude Billy Corgan got a little shady while talking about Eddie Vedder and Kurt Cobain – Celebitchy

Nina Agdal looks like a burlesque dancer from Whoville. It’s a look. – Drunken Stepfather

I’m surprised that Phaedra Parks refuses to visit Apollo in prison. I would think that she’d be there every week in hopes of finding her next husband  – Reality Tea

FYI: The paps are still taking pictures of Kelly Bensimon – Egotastic!

We should all go ahead and say RIP to Christmas, because these pictures tell me that Pimp Mama Kris will soon leak a sex tape starring Kendull Jenner and Santa – The Superficial

This is what Kate Upton’s chichis look like when she’s riding a horse while looking mad – WWTDD

What you get when you mix together money, a lot of free time, a crazy obsession with Christmas and an equally-as-crazy obsession with that Let It Go song – Towleroad

And here’s Eva Longoria’s wet nalgas in a wet bikini – Hollywood Tuna

If you’ve been looking everywhere for that last roll of gold wrapping paper, you should know that Taylor Swift stole it and wore it as a skirt – Popoholic

If you’ve been wondering whatever happened to that ugly ass Christmas sweater you dumped in a Salvation Army bin many years ago, you should know that Taylor Swift bought it and turned it into a dress – IDLYITW

Christian Bale says that anyone who isn’t supporting North African filmmakers needs to quit bitching and moaning about all the whitewashing in Exodus – Jezebel

I’ve seen The Last Five Years on stage and I don’t know how they did it, but Hollywood somehow made it look like a show from Smash – Pajiba

In “What Is Azealia Banks hating on today?” news – OMG Blog

I read this headline as “George Clooney Steps Out After Anal Pregnancy Rumors” and it made sense to me for some reason – Just Jared

Keith Urban’s nipples: Here they are – Popsugar

Nick Cannon confirms what everyone has known for months – ICYDK

FINALLY, someone took a song from Frozen and made it speak to my senses  – The Berry 

Note: The CAPTION THIS Contest is hung over again and is taking the day off. It’ll be back tomorrow.

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